Naked Lunch

I used to come here just about every day, but I’ve moved further away, so I don’t visit as often as I’d like. Today (9/13) around 3:30 pm, I ordered a Confetti Bowl, MYO Salad, and a Pink Lady and received amazing service from Patrick. From the moment I arrived, even the gentleman who wasn’t Patrick acknowledged me and said, ‘Be right with you.’ It’s small gestures like this that go a long way. Patrick made eye contact, was patient, and ensured I had a great experience. He even mixed my Confetti Bowl to perfection! The salad and Confetti Bowl were delicious, and I’d definitely travel back for this type of service!

I’m not gonna lie I’ve come here with my partner multiple times. Compared to the moms/naked lunch anywhere else this place is a joke. Every single time I come here I feel rushed to make my order and they don’t even have the decency to cut my burger in half. I feel like I’m begging for the service that I’m always given anywhere else and it’s a little underwhelming to be honest. They didn’t even ask us what kind of cheese we wanted and just assumed we wanted dairy cheese and messed our stomachs up …. L store , L lunch . A stain on moms /naked lunch’s reputation to say the least . The employee in question has a super big beard with a mask on. He’s weird . The older woman is really nice but beardster fumbled the bag indefinitely.

I've been a loyal patron of Naked Lunch for what feels like an eternity, a whole three years to be exact, faithfully indulging in the same salad not once, but twice a week. The confetti bowl, that's my jam, but there's a twist - I always swap out the beans for Taco mix. You see, I've got this unspoken code of salad ethics; no one wants to be around when the evidence of beans decides to stage a dramatic exit. I'm considerate like that, folks! But here's where the lettuce takes a turn for the weird. This one fine day, as I'm contemplating my trusty confetti bowl, the Department Manager Lisa, a perky ray of sunshine if there ever was one, decides she's had enough of my substitutions shenanigans. She puts her foot down and says, No more freebies, buddy! You're gonna have to fork over some extra cash if you don't want to orchestrate a bean symphony in the office. Naturally, I'm baffled. I mean, who in their right mind charges extra to spare their customers and colleagues from the musical stylings of beans on the move? It's like a culinary tax on civility! So, I gather my salad dignity, and with a salad fork in one hand and my $22/week salad habit in the other, I declare that I'm taking my lunch crusade across the street. I mean, let's be honest, folks, there are plenty of lunch spots out there where they don't try to strip your wallet naked just because you want a good lunch.

The tacos are amazing! Add guacamole and extra sauce and you’ll be in heaven! The portion sizes are very generous, more than enough for one person or to share. The sushi bowl is also very flavorful and minimal but amazing. Muffins are only $0.99! What’s not to love? Can’t recommend this place enough. New favorite lunch spot for something healthy.

I forgot to take photos of the food. Our family had been mostly vegan for over a year now and feel great. It was difficult to find vegetarian/vegan places to eat that’s reasonably cost and filling that taste good , not just some boring green salad bowl. I found this place within the “mother’s organic” market and I have to say I am surprised by the delicious, clean flavors and the large portion. My husband who was a big meat eater turned plant based was super happy with the amount of food we got. I tried other places like hip city. They are great too but not as filling( in my opinion) for the price. The cost of each bowl is about $10 / $11 when I got there. I got the sushi bowl which has rice and salad with bits of seaweed and ginger dressing. My husband had the bean burger which was delicious with salad and a light dressing. Overall, first visit was very good. We shopped at the market too and it’s like a smaller version of whole food but all organic .